… Give The Gift Of Residential Awesomeness!


You probably remember this classic holiday poem, which we learned way back in Fine Residential Painter’s School.

(This was years ago, before we here at Imhoff Fine Residential Painting Company BECAME the area’s leading Fine Residential Painter’s School, with a state-of-the-art training facility that’s the envy of fine residential painters throughout the land.)

What, you don’t remember it from your own school days? Well, here it is again, just to warm your heart with holiday cheer.

A Visit From Paint Nicholas

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through your dad’s,
The walls were disgusting, and stairs just as bad.
The stockings were hung as if with great disdain
(The mantlepiece desperately needed some stain).

The grandkids were nestled all snug in their beds,
While ceilings with stains hung there over their heads.
Your mom in her kerchief, and dad in his cap,
Were moaning about how the place looked like crap.

When out in the driveway arose a great clatter:
The painters from Imhoff! The ones who don’t splatter!
“Your son and/or daughter has sent us this way,”
They said, “For a fresh coat of LOVE on this day!”

They spoke no more words, but went straight to the chore,
And now your folks’ place is disgusting no more.
The stairway looks awesome! The mantle, how merry!
And, get this: Away all the trash they did carry!

(Of course, we don’t paint stuff right on Christmas Eve,
It’s a dramatization. Don’t be so naïve.)
But I heard them exclaim, as they packed and took off,
“The best gift idea is Fresh LOVE from Imhoff!”

Yes, the winter months are the “slow” season here at Imhoff Fine Residential Painting Company, which means we’re always looking for projects to keep our highly-trained and super-attractive painters busy – too busy to write bad poetry.

This is good news for YOU, because if you call now to give the gift of A Fresh Coat Of Love to someone you cherish (your parents, your grandparents, or even yourselves), we’ll schedule your paint job during our slow season at a whopping discount.

For most jobs, you get an astounding fifteen percent off at this time of year!

And scheduling is easier when we’re not as busy. Chances are, we can get your home a fresh coat of LOVE when it’s most convenient, and you (or your gift recipient) won’t have to wait until next Walpurgis Night (look it up) for that wonderful new look.

So call today!


Your friends at Imhoff Fine Residential Painting Company wish you the very best this holiday season, and we thank you for your business. Check out the many enthusiastic five-star reviews our customers have taken the time to post online for us, then give us a call. We can make your folks’ place look beautiful – and what a great gift that would be. We can’t wait to earn our next great review from them – and from you. Cheers!