Newsletter – The Painter’s Rag

Spring Is On The Way! (No, Really.) The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And Wisdom From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company   Ah, Spring… when a man’s fancy turns to love.  And to home improvement projects. By the time you read this, Spring will be...

Why Such A Screamin’ Deal On Winter Projects? (Here Are The Top Six Or Seven Reasons) The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And Wisdom From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company   One question we get all the time here at Imhoff Fine Residential Painting...

Dear Santa: (Here’s Every FINE Painter’s Wish List) The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And Wisdom From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company   Dear Santa, Love the red suit!  Nice!  But let’s get down to it. My staff said “Write Santa”… and I thought...

The Early Bird Gets More Than A Worm From Us … And It’s A PERFECT Gift For The Holidays!   The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And Wisdom From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company   We all know that old expression; we’ve heard it a million times:...

The Scariest Thing On Earth (… Don’t Be The Next Victim!) The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And Wisdom From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company I’ve seen some scary things in my over-25 years on Planet Earth. I once witnessed a life-and-death struggle...

New Findings Confirm Our Experience: We Make Fine Painting Look Easier Than It Is The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And Wisdom From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company You’re probably already aware of this, but there’s an exciting new scientific theory...

Summer Christmas Special… … EXTENDED! In last month’s captivating issue of the Painter’s Rag, we announced our super-cool summer special, Christmas In July!  And Part Of August!  You’ll recall (won’t you?) that we were offering a TREMENDOUS bargain for folks who...

Why You Don’t Want To Engage An Uninsured Painter … And Why We Keep Our Premiums Up-To-Date The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And Wisdom From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company Here we are, back with another edition of The Painter’s Rag, and ready to...

Yes, We Can Do Those Outdoor Projects … Even When Other Painters Squeal And Run Away The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And Wisdom From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company The weather’s getting nice, and we’re all simply itching to get outside! (I think...

Spring Cleaning Means Spring Sprucing! … And That Means Fine Painting, Inside And Out The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And Wisdom From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company Spring is finally here! Of course, if you’re one of our neighbors here in the...