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The Painter’s Rag: The Case Of The Disappearing (Alleged) Painter
Chuck In A Truck… The Amazing Disappearing Man! The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And Wisdom From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company Our well-trained, highly-cherished, distractingly-attractive crew of painters arrived on time at the home of a...
The Painter’s Rag: We Know A Guy (Or Woman)
We paint and stain fireplaces and mantels beautifully, but we don't build mantels, nor install and clean fireplaces. But we know THE BEST people who do! Whatever The Problem, Never Despair: Imhoff Fine Residential Painting Is There! The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And...
The Painter’s Rag: Fancy
Spring Is On The Way! (No, Really.) The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And Wisdom From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company Ah, Spring… when a man’s fancy turns to love. And to home improvement projects. By the time you read this, Spring will be...
The Painter’s Rag: Why We Give You Such A Screamin’ Deal
Why Such A Screamin’ Deal On Winter Projects? (Here Are The Top Six Or Seven Reasons) The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And Wisdom From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company One question we get all the time here at Imhoff Fine Residential Painting...
The Painter’s Rag: Our Letter To Santa
Dear Santa: (Here’s Every FINE Painter’s Wish List) The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And Wisdom From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company Dear Santa, Love the red suit! Nice! But let’s get down to it. My staff said “Write Santa”… and I thought...
The Painter’s Rag: Way Better Than A Worm
The Early Bird Gets More Than A Worm From Us … And It’s A PERFECT Gift For The Holidays! The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And Wisdom From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company We all know that old expression; we’ve heard it a million times:...
The Painter’s Rag: Are You Haunted By Bad Painting?
The Scariest Thing On Earth (… Don’t Be The Next Victim!) The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And Wisdom From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company I’ve seen some scary things in my over-25 years on Planet Earth. I once witnessed a life-and-death struggle...
The Painter’s Rag: New Science Exposes Gross Stuff
New Findings Confirm Our Experience: We Make Fine Painting Look Easier Than It Is The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And Wisdom From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company You’re probably already aware of this, but there’s an exciting new scientific theory...
The Painter’s Rag: Your House Needs A Vacation
Summer Christmas Special… … EXTENDED! In last month’s captivating issue of the Painter’s Rag, we announced our super-cool summer special, Christmas In July! And Part Of August! You’ll recall (won’t you?) that we were offering a TREMENDOUS bargain for folks who...
The Painter’s Rag: Lady And The Uninsured Tramp
Why You Don’t Want To Engage An Uninsured Painter … And Why We Keep Our Premiums Up-To-Date The Painter’s Rag: Monthly Wit And Wisdom From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company Here we are, back with another edition of The Painter’s Rag, and ready to...
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