Why Such A Screamin’ Deal On Winter Projects?
(Here Are The Top Six Or Seven Reasons)
The Painter’s Rag:
Monthly Wit And Wisdom
From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company
One question we get all the time here at Imhoff Fine Residential Painting Company is this: “Where do you find such excellent and professional painters who are also so disarmingly attractive, not to mention witty and kind-hearted?”
The answer, of course, is that we’re livin’ right. We cut the carbs, started drinking plenty of water (well, fluids), and cleared all the clothes off the treadmill and started using it. Just like every January.
(This will last until about – oops, there it went.)
But that’s beside the point, if there is a point. The fact is, we feel extremely blessed to work with such a great team at Imhoff Fine Residential Painting Company.
The other question we often get is this: “Why do you give such an amazin,’ eye-poppin,’ mind-blowin,’ screamin’ deal on fine painting, staining, and beautification projects this time of year?”
So we thought we’d use this edition of The Painter’s Rag to reveal The Top Six Or Seven Reasons You Get A Screamin’ Deal This Time Of Year:
Reason Number One: We love you.
That’s no joke – we cherish and adore our customers. Especially the good ones. No, just kidding, all of our customers are good ones. They take the time to write raving five-star reviews online for us, so what’s not to love? There’s an old expression: “It’s nice to be nice to the nice.” Our version is this: It fills our hearts with glee to give screamin’ deals to our outstanding and beloved customers.
Number Two: We can offer screamin’ deals.
Yes, when you’re as big and diverse as Imhoff Fine Residential Painting Company, and you even have your own state-of-the-art training facility, you’ve got the capacity to make sure every customer gets the fine painting project they need. At least this time of year.
Number Three: We need something to do.
This is the slow season for us. While everyone (including us) was busy making merry during the festive holiday season, nobody was paying attention to the drastic condition of their walls, banisters, and laundry rooms, and therefore nobody (including us) thought to book a fine painting project for January or February. So, since we don’t want to let our fine residential painters get bored, we offer a screamin’ deal to anyone who wants their property spiffed up this time of year. Unlike some seasons of the year, our calendar is a little more booking-friendly these days!
Number Six or Seven: We want customers for life.
This is getting a little long, so we’ll just skip to the chase: We figure if we give you a screamin’ deal on your winter painting project, you’ll think of Imhoff Fine Residential Painting Company EVERY time your home or business needs a fresh coat of LOVE.
You might even call us up and say, “Hey, this project turned out so beautifully, I really don’t think you charged me enough! Please come get more money!”
You’d be the first, of course, but you never know.
Have you ever received a deal so good you literally screamed?
List the top six or seven words or phrases you tend to scream. Use asterisks where appropriate
Isn’t this a good time to call your friends at Imhoff Fine Residential Painting Company, and get the fresh coat of LOVE your property deserves… and the screamin’ deal YOU deserve?
Send your answers to email@example.com
(* Prize is at the sole discretion of Doug Imhoff, his heirs and assigns, and a focus group comprised of good customers and disarmingly-attractive painters. No substitutes, please. Top prize will probably make you scream, so call for details, and please hold the phone a good two feet from your mouth. Entry deadline is just an organizing concept, not an actual “deadline” in the strictest sense, but I’d hurry up if I were you because you never know when the strictest sense will rise up and create an actual deadline. Boring, lackluster, or unimaginative entries will be rewritten until they scream. Best of luck!)
Don’t forget: With Imhoff Fine Residential Painting, you always get more than a high-quality paint job… you get an enjoyable experience we hope you’ll treasure. We’re passionate about our customers and their properties… we’re a “painting family,” and we treat your project like family, too! Check us out online. We scream with delight when we read the many enthusiastic five-star reviews our clients have shared on Google, Yelp, and elsewhere. And we can’t wait to earn our next outstanding review from you!
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