Yes, We Can Do Those Outdoor Projects
… Even When Other Painters Squeal And Run Away
The Painter’s Rag:
Monthly Wit And Wisdom
From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company
The weather’s getting nice, and we’re all simply itching to get outside!
(I think that’s just cabin fever. I hope it isn’t bedbugs.)
Not that your friendly pros at Imhoff Fine Residential Painting won’t be delighted to help you make your home’s interior as attractive and inviting as it can possibly be by applying a fresh coat of love to your walls, your trim boards, your staircase railings, your cabinets and other wood surfaces, or even your wooden kitchen appliances (if you have any of those).
We can also paint your home’s exterior, too, and that would be a great way to scratch that let’s-get-outside itch.
(We won’t scratch your home’s exterior, though, unless we need to do so in order to strip off any coats of non-love-related ugly old paint or stain.)
You’ll be wanting to spend more time outdoors now, and when you do get out there, you’re not going to want to glance back at the house and emit a sad sigh of resignation about the way the place is looking these days.
Let us fix that!
Let us turn despair into delight, sadness into joy, and sighs of resignation into geeked-out squeals of satisfaction as you react to your freshly-spruced-up exterior.
But Wait: There’s MORE!
Yes, you’ll look back at the house and be all like, “Wow, that’s a delightful looking house which fills me with joy and satisfaction.”
But then you’ll look around your cracked, ugly, stained concrete patio… and BAMMO! Here comes that resigned sigh of woe again.
And it doesn’t get better when you dig the peeling, icky-looking wrought-iron patio furniture you spent gobs of money on but now looks like something someone left at the curb for Large Item Pick-up Week.
In 1973.
Don’t despair! Give your friends at Imhoff Fine Residential Painting a call, and you’ll learn that our professional painters CAN and WILL do this sort of outdoor painting project… even when other painters scoff at the prospect of doing it!
Or have no clue how to do it!
We have a clue. In fact, we train our painters in a nationally-recognized fully-equipped training facility, and we make sure they’ve accrued a great number of clues before they’re ever allowed on your property.
We can clean and resurface your patio.
We can beautifully stain your deck.
We can even give that patio furniture a wonderful fresh coat of love!
So give us a call. Let’s talk about your project, and see if Imhoff Fine Residential Painting might not be just the right fit for making your outdoor living space more livable.
Go outside and call us from there, if you’re itching to!
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Discussion Questions
- So how much DID you pay for that patio furniture? Really? Send proof of purchase
- Can people generally tell the difference between your sad sighs of resignation and your geeked-out squeals of delight?
- Is it time to let Imhoff Fine Residential Painting put a fresh coat of love (and protection) on your outdoor living spaces?
Send your answers to doug@imhoffpaintingcompany.com
(* Prize is at the sole discretion of Doug Imhoff, his heirs and assigns, and some bedbugs. We could tell you what the Grand Prize is this month, but you wouldn’t believe us anyway, so what’s the point? THAT is how Grand it is. So you’ll really want to give your responses some thought. Entries which could make bedbugs squeal in geeked-out delight will be given preferential treatment. Bedbugs will be given pest-control treatment – not by us – you need to call a pest control company for that. We might know one. Offer void where prohibited… but offer for a referral to a pest control company remains in full force. Boring, lackluster, or unimaginative entries will be sent outside to play until they are no longer boring, lackluster, or unimaginative. Best of luck!)
Don’t forget: With Imhoff Fine Residential Painting, you always get more than a high-quality paint job… you get an enjoyable experience we hope you’ll treasure. We’re passionate about our customers and their properties… we’re a “painting family,” and we treat your project like family, too! Check us out online. We sometimes squeal with geeked-out delight at the many enthusiastic five-star reviews our clients have shared on Google, Yelp, and elsewhere. And we can’t wait to earn our next outstanding review from you!
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