Spring Is On The Way!
The Painter’s Rag:
Monthly Wit And Wisdom
From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company
Ah, Spring… when a man’s fancy turns to love. And to home improvement projects.
By the time you read this, Spring will be right around the corner!
(Unless you’re saving these up to binge on them in the summer, when NCIS and all the other good shows are in reruns anyway. In that case, Spring will be a loooong way off.)
Anyhoo, with Spring right around the corner, your fancy may well be turning to “OH MY GOODNESS, how wretched these living room walls look… and OH MY FURTHER GOODNESS, look at that decrepit-looking patio and the ugly peeling furniture thereupon!”
But don’t despair. You have a friend in the sprucing-up business, which means your pals from Imhoff Fine Residential Painting are just a phone call away, with their state-of-the-art materials, cutting-edge knowledge, and alarmingly good looks.
Whether it’s your interior, or your exterior, or both of your eriors which need(s) sprucing up, the “painting family” from Imhoff can put a fresh coat of paint, stain, texture, surfacing, etc. on your property.
We can resurface concrete on your back patio or garage floor. We can paint your patio furniture. We can stain your cabinets and banisters to make them look like new.
And, of course, we can paint your home, inside and/or out, and make you the highly-envied, spruced-up, royalty of your neighborhood.
We can even do a little light remodeling work, in case those banisters need more than just a new look.
And we always apply a fresh coat of love, too, at no additional charge!
So whether Spring turns your fancy to home improvement OR love (or both), we’ve literally got you covered with one call to Imhoff Fine Residential Painting Company.
Like Spring, we’re right around the corner! Or, not much farther away than that!
Have you noticed your fancy turning lately?
Create a pie chart, or other infographic, which shows the percentage of your fancy which turns to home improvement, love, or any other category. Extra credit for creative use of color
What does your fancy tell you about which are the priority sprucing-up projects at YOUR place, and how can the attractive and talented team at Imhoff help you address those priorities?
Send your answers to email@example.com
(* Prize is at the sole discretion of Doug Imhoff, his heirs and assigns, and a select group of fancy people. Mind you, a couple of these folks still have fanciness applications pending, but we’re reasonably confident they’ll make the cut. If you’re tense about that, though, let us know and we’ll hold off on counting their votes until they’re approved and inducted as full-fledged members. Otherwise, partially-fledged members will receive partial credit. First prize equal to or greater than the square root of pie. Speaking of pie, entries accompanied by pie will be given special consideration. Deadline is ethereal. Boring, lackluster, or unimaginative entries will not be tolerated, let alone fancied. Good luck!)
Don’t forget: With Imhoff Fine Residential Painting, you always get more than a high-quality paint job… you get an enjoyable experience we hope you’ll treasure. We’re passionate about our customers and their properties… we’re a “painting family,” and we treat your project like family, too! Check us out online. We truly fancy the many enthusiastic five-star reviews our clients have shared on Google, Yelp, and elsewhere. And we can’t wait to earn our next outstanding review from you!
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