Christmas In July!
And Pretty Much All Of August!
And Maybe Into September!
The Painter’s Rag:
Monthly Wit And Wisdom
From Your Friendly And Professional Fine Painting Company
When the sun beats down on the greater Denver area, and the temperature rises up there around the triple-digit level, our thoughts turn, of course, to one thing.
Christmas.
I bet you dug out your old 1970s Snoopy “THINK SNOW” t-shirt just the other day. Am I right?
Well, even if I’m wrong on the t-shirt thing, I know I’m right about this: Your family and holiday guests will LOVE the way your home looks after the talented and attractive professionals from Imhoff Fine Residential Painting put a fresh coat of LOVE on your place!
And this is key information for this time of year, because if you call NOW to book your painting project for one of our limited spots in November or December, not only will you get that fresh coat of love in time for the holidays…you’ll get a delightful Christmas present:
Book NOW for the holidays and get a whopping discount of 10%! Maybe more!
We can only offer this amazing deal for projects valued at $1,500 or more… and the exact amount of your discount will depend on the size of your project.
For bigger jobs, we’ll sweeten the deal even more. It’ll be like getting an EXTRA helping of figgy pudding! And who doesn’t love figgy pudding?
Even if I’m wrong on the figgy pudding thing, though, I know I’m right about this: You can’t get a better deal, or value, for your holiday painting project than you’ll get if you call Imhoff Fine Residential Painting now, before time runs out.
Speaking of time running out, our Fantastic Holiday Special will likely run through August and into September… but maybe not. We have a limited number of spots on our calendar for those special pre-holiday projects, so as they say in the airline business, “When they’re gone, they’re gone.”
(At least, that’s what the gate agent says if you show up late to board your flight.)
So hang your stockings, pour some eggnog, look up the words to Silent Night, and give us a call.
Ho, ho, ho!
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Discussion Questions
- Can you sing three verses of Silent Night without looking up the lyrics?
- Extra credit if you can do it while wearing a THINK SNOW t-shirt and cooking figgy pudding
- Is it time to call the pros at Imhoff Fine Residential Painting to get a festive coat of holiday love for your home or office? At a jolly-good discount?
Send your answers to doug@imhoffpaintingcompany.com
(* Prize is at the sole discretion of Doug Imhoff, his heirs and assigns, and a focus group of Christmas carolers and figgy pudding chefs. Top prize this month is a secret, but it might come wrapped in brightly-colored paper with a merry ribbon, so you know you want that. Deadline is squishy… when they’re gone, they’re gone. Boring, lackluster, or unimaginative entries will be tossed through your window, wrapped around a lump of coal. Not really, but you still want to send your most wonderful entry. Best of luck!)
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Don’t forget: With Imhoff Fine Residential Painting, you always get more than a high-quality paint job… you get an enjoyable experience we hope you’ll treasure. We’re passionate about our customers and their properties… we’re a “painting family,” and we treat your project like family, too! Check us out online. We party like a kid at Christmas when we read the many enthusiastic five-star reviews our clients have shared on Google, Yelp, and elsewhere. And we can’t wait to earn our next outstanding review from you!
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